I Really Am a Slag Shou! - Chapter 16
Translated by HoneyCat
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When Li Yihan parted his lips, Chi Zhao abruptly opened his eyes. His hands pushed Li Yihan’s shoulders, wanting to stop his behavior.
However, after sensing his resistance, Li Yihan tightened the strength of his hold. He held Chi Zhao’s head in one hand and held his waist with the other, immobilizing the latter.
The soft and slippery tongue wreaked havoc in Chi Zhao’s mouth. The other party’s domineering lips sucked his breath away, and he could only bear it. Chi Zhao’s waist gradually softened. Now, don’t even mention resisting, he didn’t even have the strength to raise his hand. It was like there was an electric current bursting out from his heart and running through every part of his body, including his hair.
By the time Li Yihan finally let him go, he couldn’t even speak. He could only hang down his head weakly, his forehead on Li Yihan’s left shoulder as he gasped for breath.
Li Yihan held him the entire time. Now, he was in a better mood seeing him like this. He laughed softly. Chi Zhao felt the vibration of his chest. He raised his head inexplicably, “Sir, what are you laughing at?”
Why, he was laughing at his inexperience. Li Yihan himself is an inexperienced person. Someone with only theoretical knowledge for many years is inferior to actual combat. To be able to be kissed by him until he was gasping for breath and was exhausted, it can clearly be seen that Qi Yuan was even more inexperienced than him.
In other words, he had never kissed anyone else before.
This discovery instantly washed away all the fury in Li Yihan’s heart. He touched the small pieces of hair on Qi Yuan’s neck and did not answer the question, “Are you hungry? Do you need to order something to eat?”
Chi Zhao shook his head, “No, I finished eating with my classmates outside.”
As Chi Zhao replied, he suddenly seemed to realize something. He swiftly looked at Li Yihan, the latter looked at him with his eyes twinkling with mirth. Chi Zhao was unaware of how beautiful and attractive he looked at the moment. There was still some light liquid on his lips that hadn’t dried. His original thin lips were now a bright cherry color, and even the corners of his eyes were slightly red.
Chi Zhao was silent and said tentatively: “Sir, I’ll go back to my room first……”
Before he could finish speaking, Li Yihan interrupted him, “You will sleep here today.”
Are you kidding me.
The system went off for maintenance.
If he slept here today and the system doesn’t come back in time, he won’t be able to keep his chrysanthemum safe!
Chi Zhao snuck a step towards the door and showed a cute smile, “But all my things are over there, and my classmates are also waiting for me to go back. We came out on a trip after so much trouble. I still want to stay together with my classmates.”
Li Yihan glanced down at the position where he was standing, then raised his eyes again. The smile in his eyes dimmed a bit, “Qi Yuan, you made me angry today.”
“If you want me to calm down, then stay.”
Chi Zhao looked at him blankly. Li Yihan took a step forward and locked him firmly in his embrace. His voice was very low and deep, “Besides, don’t you want to talk to me about something?”
Chi Zhao’s voice was not much louder than a mosquito, “Talk…… Talk about what?”
“Talk about what we just did, about what made you boldly like about me, about how I should reply to you.” Li Yihan looked down at him. At this very moment, his eyes only saw Chi Zhao.
This kind of atmosphere was really too ambiguous. Chi Zhao wanted to hide, but there was nowhere to hide. He stuttered for a long time before he could finally get out a complete sentence, “S-sir, t-t-too soon……”
Li Yihan was stunned. Two seconds later, he suddenly laughed, “Qi Yuan, what are you thinking?”
Chi Zhao was silent. He was thinking about why that garbage system still hasn’t returned yet.
“Don’t worry, I won’t do anything else to you,” Li Yihan smiled. “After all, we have just started, and the normal process in a relationship is to go step by step, isn’t it?”
Chi Zhao was out of his mind, and as soon as he heard these words, he retorted seriously, “Not necessarily. It depends on the circumstances and the parties involved. Some people are suitable for step by step……”
Looking at Li Yihan’s arched eyebrows, he gave a forced laugh, “It’s very good to follow the order, sir. If I stay here, where do I sleep?”
Li Yihan raised his chin in another direction, “There is a small bedroom inside. You sleep inside that room and I’ll sleep in this one outside.”
Chi Zhao was relieved, and his chrysanthemum was saved.
Seeing Qi Yuan gradually relax and no longer vigilant, Li Yihan observed him for a while and found that he was completely calm. He didn’t even think of refuting what he just said.
Just a moment ago, he had used the words “in a relationship”.
The emotions in Li Yihan’s eyes slightly deepened. He took two steps back so that Qi Yuan could make eye contact with him.
Chi Zhao saw his movements, and his gaze quickly followed him. Li Yihan shoved his hands in his pockets and asked him slowly, “Do you know what just happened?”
After a while, Chi Zhao blushed and nodded.
Chi Zhao pursed his lips, he was a little unable to say it. But at this time, there were just the two of them here. And there’s no worry about being heard. Chi Zhao mulled over it for a while and answered in an especially small voice: “Sir and I……kissed.”
“Do you know what kind of person would do this?”
This question was easier to answer than the previous one, but Chi Zhao found it even more difficult to speak than the last one. After mulling it over again for a while, he continued to answer: “Lovers and married couples.”
“Then,” Li Yihan stretched out his hand, grabbed onto Chi Zhao, and pulled him into his arms. Chi Zhao raised his head in panic, his eyes wide open. Li Yihan bowed his head slightly, his eyes filled with tenderness like water, “Do you know what this means?”
Chi Zhao blinked his eyes. After three seconds, he nodded seriously.
It was like there were fireworks exploding in Li Yihan’s heart. No matter whether Qi Yuan truly likes him or not, at least at this moment, Qi Yuan has feelings for him. And he completely belongs to him. He originally didn’t want to continue asking questions because there was a kind of suspicion of bullying the boy in his arms, but as he looked at Qi Yuan’s obedient appearance, he couldn’t help it.
He raised the corners of his lips and asked in a low voice: “What does it mean?”
Chi Zhao replied very simply, “It means that starting from today, I’m no longer sir’s adopted son, but his boyfriend. Congratulations, sir, you have a boyfriend.”
Li Yihan: “……” That’s right, but why does it sound so strange.
Suppressing the strange feeling in his heart, Li Yihan and his little boyfriend lived together for the first time for one night. Although, they slept in their respective beds.
Outside, Li Yihan tossed and turned. He couldn’t sleep. All his mind could think about was the picture of Qi Yuan kissing him in his arms two hours ago. Thinking about it, he found that he was a little excited.
A single thirty-year-old man has blossomed overnight, but he placed more importance on his relationship process than the average person. In other words, he paid a lot of attention to the quality of his relationship and would not proceed hastily. He has to plan every step with utmost care so as to leave the most beautiful memories for himself and Qi Yuan.
In the future, when they become old and unable to play, unable to be romantic, and at the point when it takes a lot of energy for them to even speak with one another, the only thing they can do is to recall these romantic memories.
From a certain point of view, an old man and a budding young girl are two kinds of very similar creatures.
Li Yihan couldn’t sleep outside, and Chi Zhao who laid down inside didn’t sleep either. He was currently making fierce verbal attacks on the system.
“Are you kidding me? You left me behind and ran away by yourself, and you used this kind of perfunctory excuse to escape!”
【I’m being accused unfairly…… I really went to get updated.】
“Then what have you updated, is it a more comprehensive user experience report or a faster complaint channel?!”
【.…..I was wrong.】
Chi Zhao gave a cold snort, “It’s good that you know you were wrong. Hurry up and give the potion for one spring night. Seeing Li Yihan like this, who knows if I won’t be able to protect my virginity one day. I have to be prepared at all times, just in case.”
Chi Zhao: “Don’t tell me you’re going to go for ‘maintenance’ to escape again!”
【No, no, how can you use the same excuse twice in a day?】
Chi Zhao asked suspiciously: “What do you mean, you still really want to escape? Why do you want to escape? Are you going to trick me again?”
It’s not a good thing that the host is too smart. The system finally understands why the main system had given it this warning when it was about to leave. It should have listened to the main system and found a human host with an average IQ. TAT
However, it was useless to say anything now. It was already bound with Chi Zhao.
After a moment of silence, the system spoke once again.
【You see ah, our spring night potion is very effective, but it has a bug—it only works on the general characters in the world. If you encounter important characters—that is, the protagonist— it will be useless, because the protagonist is completely immune to all external forces.】
Its voice was somewhat cautious.
Chi Zhao silently sat on the bed.
Chi Zhao silently looked up at the sky.
Chi Zhao silently walked to the window, opened the window, and pondered about the probability of dying if he jumped down from here.
The author has something to say:
Chi Zhao: I want to request a song, 《Where To Buy Regret Medicine》
Li Yihan: I also want to request a song, 《There Is No Regret Medicine On Earth》