The first step in a tianshi’s retirement plan is to find a place with beautiful and peaceful scenery. A place with blooming flowers like it’s spring or a place near the vast blue ocean.
The retired tianshi was pulled into the first level of a horror game. He did found a thigh that was thick enough to deal with ghosts and raise the family to higher levels. On the otherhand, he will be responsible to care about the flowers and watch the sea in peace.
In fact, he could kill a ghost with only a single punch on its back. The audience in the live broadcast just wanted to shake his shoulders and shout: please stop pretending to be a cute newcomer!1
Later, in the eyes of the audience, shen qingcheng impatiently took out the peach sword 2 and a yellow paper.
Can’t i just have a normal peaceful day? Spicy chicken game 3, you ruined my retirement life!
Melodramatic MC who loves to act weak vs silent and steady ML
- 萌新 (mengxin) “Due to lack of experience, the questions and speeches of such people seem to be very cute to people who are well versed.” (that’s why I added “newcomer” and didn’t erase the “cute”)
- definitive weapon used for demon exorcism during taoist exorcism
- 辣鸡 (làjī) is an internet slang that is homonyms with 垃圾 (lājī) which means trash