The Mad and Cool Female Lord - 36
The atmosphere in the Lin family was not the same as the atmosphere in the Chu family.
Film Empress Qin’s face was all aggrieved as she looked at her daughter whose face was void of emotion as she watched the programme. “Qing Qing, Mom has never seen you look like this……” Darling never acted like this, even to her!
Lin Keqing cooly glanced at her, and calmly replied. “I learned from Dad. How I learned it, Mom, you should know.”
Film Empress Qin: “……”
On the sidelines, currently debating with himself whether there would be an extra daughter in law appearing, was President Lin. After he heard his daughter’s words, he couldn’t help lightly coughing somewhat awkwardly, turn his head away and pretend that nothing was happening as he continued to watch the tv.
The programme just so happened to be broadcasting the scene where Lin Keqing was putting her necklace on Su Yanxi’s neck.
He couldn’t help feeling stunned for a bit, and asked whilst in a state of disbelief. “Qing Qing, you gifted that necklace……just like that to that kid from the Su family?”
Although he knew that his child had matured early, but this……
Film Empress Qin also opened her mouth wide open. That necklace that her daughter treasured so much, not even allowing her to help keep it safe when she offered to do so. But now, Qing Qing actually gifted it to that kid so naturally?!
This this this……
“Lin Keqing, you’re too much *sobs*!” Film Empress Qin covered her face, her expression heart-broken and hurt. “That necklace that even Mommy can’t touch, but now you’ve handed it over to another woman!”
Lin Keqing: “……”
“I like the little dumpling, so I gifted what I like to the person that I like——” Her expression had some slight disapproval. “Isn’t that perfectly normal? Dad said so. I just did it based on what my heart told me.”
Once again unluckily carrying the black pot, President Lin: “……”
“Or does Mom not think that the little dumpling is very adorable?” Seeing Mom opening her mouth wanting to say something again, Lin Keqing’s face was serious as she asked. “Don’t you wish for her to become your daughter?……Of course an adopted daughter.”
Film Empress Qin was dazed. She looked at the tv again, at the soft and moe little dumpling hugging her daughter and laughing with her sunny face. Her heart shook a bit.
Lin Keqing leisurely continued on enticing. “Haven’t you always resented me for not liking to smile, not liking to act spoiled, and not being cute enough? The little dumpling completely fits your ideal of a daughter, does she not??”
If it was that little dumpling……
“……” Film Empress Qin discovered, to her horror, that she was actually persuaded by her daughter!
Film Emperor Su nursed a deep grudge as he looked at the shameless Lin Keqing abducting his baby to say “like Xiao Gege the most.” His heart was filled with indescribable grief.
He! He merely wanted a few hard to come by days just for the two of them. Even that deserved retribution?!
That watch face used a crafty scheme to deceive his innocent darling daughter. That’s right, it was precisely you! What’s that about only you being able to call “little dumpling”? I will say it, so what of it! Pei, the little dumpling is my family’s baby, not related to you at all!
You even dare to exchange contact information! When she comes back, I will break this connection of yours! Let’s see how you can continue to deceive my precious baby!
Receiving this stimulation where his daughter was nearly abducted, Film Emperor Su instantly turned into a three year old. He couldn’t stop himself from childishly criticizing in secret .
Yet no matter what Film Emperor Su’s expression turned into, no matter how firm he was, he couldn’t compete with his wife and Film Empress Qin’s gradual familiarity, going onto the path of becoming best friends. As a result, Lin Keqing still found the chance to stick herself to the little dumpling like glue.
Furthermore after this, when Film Emperor Su was preparing to buy a house, the news was accidentally revealed by Yan Qingruo to Film Empress Qin……and so, the two families turned into real neighbors.
Film Emperor Su: “……” Expresses that his heart felt extremely stuffy. Both his wife and daughter have their guards way too low, what to do!
In addition, after that reality tv show’s airing, the fans were constantly paying attention to this pair of green plums and green plums1 interacting with each other very affectionately. Each time both parties’ Moms leaked news regarding the two of them on Weibo, the fans would always cry “moe to death!” because of them.
Afterwards, watching the two of them grow up, albeit slowly, the pink atmosphere between the two of them was still as pink as before. The fans couldn’t help starting to always ridicule——as expected, the cold Qing Qing was the same as a loyal dog. She looked like she was guarding and taking care of the naughty Su Su. In reality, she was waiting for Su Su to grow up and then eat her.
This is true love ah! Together! Together!!
At the very end, Lin Keqing suddenly sent an original post, that for the first time was not reposting Su Yanxi’s Weibo, on her Weibo, suddenly setting off a long-lasting sensation.
【Thank you. We are together now.】【Attached picture: A picture of Lin Keqing and Su Yanxi holding hands and smiling at each other】
Su Yanxi looked at the cloud wearing black frame glasses that was working hard on flipping things around to search for something, and felt somewhat awkward.
“What are you doing, 007?”
007 didn’t even lift its head as it continued to huff and puff as it worked.【The main system gave me a mission just now. Strange, why can’t I find the information?】
“Mission?” Su Yanxi blinked her eyes, languidly stretching. “Ah ah, aren’t there still the seniors? I really want to rest for a few days ah. Right now, I really don’t want to do a mission at all.”
This time 007 was finally willing to lift its head. It directly gave her the cold shoulder and rolled its eyes at its lazy partner.【You just came back from a break and still have the cheek to say that you want to rest! Furthermore this mission was given because the seniors have all failed, and ended up down here in the end. I reckon that even if we find it, it will still continue to gather dust. 】
Su Yanxi was in the middle of stretching herself, nearly spraining herself. “Hey, even the seniors failed?!”
【Uwah, finally found it! 】The little cloud excitedly jumped down, patted the documents, and transferred it into the system screen.【That’s correct ah, because this world is wuxia with np.2 The female lead is a Mary Sue that everybody she meets likes.】
【The female side character is a sick beauty, the fiancée of one of the male leads. According to the seniors’s records of defeat: one reason was because they can’t use martial arts so they were unable to enter Jianghu3, the second was because of the female lead’s Mary Sue characteristic so the male leads all fell in love with the female lead at first sight and were dead set on her, making it hard to break them apart. As for the third reason for failure, the most popular one, was because there were too many male leads, unable to finish attacking them all……there was the possibility that while you were attacking this male lead, another would pop up, dead set on the female lead.】
【Pfft, too many male leads, unable to finish attacking them all hahaha! How could the seniors be this cute!】When hearing that last reason, Su Yanxi couldn’t help subconsciously being provoked into laughter. Then, under 007’s disapproving gaze and light cough, she straightened her expression and asked with uncertainty.【Aren’t the seniors’ ability to blacken the female lead very high? Did they not blacken the female lead?】
【Of course but her Mary Sue aura is truly too strong. No matter how one goes about blackening her, it seems to be ineffective at preventing her from receiving the love of at least one of the male leads. Furthermore, in the end, she would even sober up and calm down, even discovering that the female side character is not right, thereby getting rid of that danger】007 solemnly explained. 【After discovering this problematic aspect of the mission, the main system even specially searched for other seniors to serve as guinea pigs later on. The result was all the same. The Mary Sue’s influence was truly too strong, moreover it was impossible to diminish or to remove this bug. 】
Su Yanxi opened her mouth wide open. “The Mary Sue is actually that powerful?”
【That’s right ah. Think about it, the female lead in the original work is a Mary Sue and was just this powerful. Then if we transmigrate into the original work’s Mary Sue——? The Law Enforcement department would have a headache.】007 carelessly shrugged its shoulders.【That’s why the Space Time Management Agency seems so determined to issue a mission to “retrieve the Mary Sue” for this problem.】
【However——this doesn’t really matter that much to us. Stop being so curious!】The cloud rolled its eye at her again. It floated to her feet and jumped.【Anyway, this mission is now yours. We need to maintain our zero failure track record, we have to conscientiously face it!】
Su Yanxi pouted. Wasn’t she just curious about Su Lianglan, who maintained that perfect record with zero failure and was allegedly the next head of the Law Enforcement department already unofficially decided upon by the higher ups? Alas, 007 is really turning less and less cute.
“You’ve also said that this mission is extremely difficult. Then why did the main system task me with it ah?” Su Yanxi cutely squatted in front of 007, curiously asked. “Isn’t it afraid that we would also fail?”
【Pei pei pei! What nonsense are you saying? Don’t say these kinds of ominous words!】007 bumped into her, then spoke in a mysterious manner【Who told our family’s Su Su to be that powerful? The Female Side Character Department only has one talent that attracts counterattacks from the female lead. The main system would naturally not let go of this opportunity, so it wants you go to test out the route a bit~】
Su Yanxi: “……” Blaming me?
Taking advantage of when 007 wasn’t paying attention, she also secretly rolled her eyes at it. Then, she swiftly lowered her head, carefully studying the plot.
This Mary Sue female lead had transmigrated into ancient times. Her original identity was that of an unfavored princess: Mu Shengyan. Because she inadvertently learned the news that she was about to be married off to create political ties, she resolutely fled the palace and entered Jianghu. Then, she met with all kinds of male leads, became close friends with them, and fell in love.
Oh, later on the female lead, for some reason, met with Big Brother Emperor4 and then the emperor fell in love with her.
The female side character that Su Yanxi had to act like this time was: the sickly fiancée of the Wulin alliance leader5. She was raised in the boudoir. Her appearance was like a goddess yet frail and fraught with an air of sickness that provokes people’s pity, a perfect example of the heavens pitying beautiful women.
After Mu Shengyan and the Wulin alliance leader fell in love, fearing that this fiancée that looked scheming would pester him, she purposefully let the male leads suppress the entire Su clan, leading them to be met with a miserable end.
Yet this fiancée was indeed the type that the female lead had deduced her to be. She looked gentle and sickly on the surface, but her thoughts were actually extremely meticulous and she was crafty like that of a demon. After the Su clan was annihilated, she supported her frail body and gave everybody a heavy strike. She nearly succeeded, but in the end, she died due to the strain placed on her body
This female side character was probably the most astute, wise and scheming one of all the characters that Su Yanxi acted.
So, 007’s face was serious as it looked at its family’s sweet and naive partner——
【Su Su, do you think that you could act well as this personality?】
“It should be alright……” Being asked in such a manner, Su Yanxi couldn’t help hesitating a bit. Then, she in return questioned with uncertainty. “Why do you ask?”
Retracting its probing expression, 007 acted as if nothing happened as it calmly shook its head.【Nothing ah. I was just casually asking. After all Su Su, you have not acted as this kind of character before. I was slightly worried and that’s all.】
Su Yanxi suddenly felt her heart go warm. She couldn’t help revealing a gentle and happy smile. “Relax 007. I will definitely work hard to complete the mission, allowing us to keep our perfect record with no failures!”
【Then that’s good.】007 looked as calm and cool-headed as before as it nodded. Inside its heart, it actually collapsed already, deformed beyond recognition——
I am afraid!
That you would!
Accidentally reveal your IQ and be played with by the similarly deep and scheming female lead ah! Awoooo! QAQ!
The author has something to say:
Hey hey, don’t hit the face!【covers face】
It’s not that I don’t want to continue writing, but that I feel like there’s actually not that much to write about. The daily life of a green plum and green plum has too many insignificant details. If I write it down, then it doesn’t seem like a Quick Transmigration anymore _(:з)∠)_
Alright, the main point was because I only worked out the outline for the plot of the reality show, as for what to write afterwards, I totally did not think about it.【Hand in bye bye motion】【Hey!】
Speaking of which, reality shows being censored and what not……I feel that my heart got shot by a gun ah【motionless body】
En, the new world should be Su Su being on the offense, truly meaning to seduce the female lead (*≧▽≦)
On another note, that’s right, my royal self is precisely openly advertising hhh’s novel【[Quick Transmigration] In Love with the Mary Sue】It would probably start after the ending of this piece. Those who are interested, you could bookmark it for now~
As for the unofficially selected head of the Law Enforcement Department, she used the name of “justice” and the Mary Sue as the king for a love story. 23333333
(the usual thanking donors)
Translated by Funz
Edited by Serina
- Remember is playoff of green plums and bamboo horses, which are childhood sweethearts.
- Generally refers to a singular person involved sexually with N amount of people at the same time, though it can also refer to one person being in N number of relationships.
- The world for martial arts in wuxia novels.
- The Big Brother part is a kind of endearment, not actual siblings.
- In the martial arts world, the “righteous” sects have alliances with a leader leading them.